you know you have hit your lowest point of being low when you start procrastinating your showers
has anyone ever stopped to think about what ridiculous animals goats are
WHAT THE FUCK
HOW DID YOU EVEN GET UP THERE
ARE THESE ANIMALS EVEN REAL
????? ?? ? ???????//
SOMEONE FUCKING EXPLAIN THIS SHIT TO ME
I don’t get it
I don’t get it either..
DOES ANYONE FUCKING GET THIS?!
I think I got it. And I’m not telling.
…fine I’ll fucking say it
NOW YOU’RE DRINKING WITH PORTALS!
omg i just realized
theyre called pancakes
because theyre like cakes
but you cook them
wait for it
in a pAN
all 120 thousand of you are a bunch of fucking idiots
why so much anger in your little heart?
One time when I was 7 i went to this big department store and there was giant rugs hanging from the celling and you could move them to see more rugs, so i moved one and there was an employee sitting behind it eating a bag of Doritos and I screamed and started crying and the store gave us a free rug